Episode 101: You Took the Curds Right Out Of My Mouth

Wally accidentally puts us in his neighborhood Facebook group, AI imagines Jess... differently, another backwards law in Tennessee, one of us got caught in a poacher sting, radio stuff, and Tyson v. Jake Paul. So this is season 3, huh? Meh.

What lube means, clitoris oil, Wally can't hang up, dating apps, Google fiber, why we'll probably never get a sponsor, and WuTang is forever. That's just some of the drivel we cobbled together for the "best" of our second year of existence. Hey, if it weren't for you listening, we wouldn't still be here doing this. So you only have yourself to blame.

Wally and Jess compare caregiver stories, the lady with the arms (IYKYK) calls Jess before coffee, friend of the show Brad is a new dad, incoming cabinet appointments, Wally ticks off the neighborhood Facebook group, prayer and hypocrisy, iHeart keeps killing radio, and Jess saves the neighborhood from the pittie puppy. It's our last episode of Season 2, so if you've stuck with us this long, how about a review on Apple Podcasts?

Our post-election analysis - are we smarter than a 5th grader? Debatable. Movies that defined our respective generations, home improvement scammers, the company that broke radio, and phrases with racist origins.

To do a "best of year 2" or not, how people treat caregivers, paying attention to details, getting gas at BJs (is that a setup for Chris? Maybe), crazy radio station callers, the latest campaign faux pas, why the Brady Bunch revival is a no go, wagyu beef at Walmart, and the post-election future of our show. Have you thought about CheezWits as a write-in candidate?

Calls from caregivers at night, early voting and the game Jess played while waiting in line, Wally tries to think of some double standards, and more proof we'll never survive as a society. Besides the existence of this show, obviously.

People who didn't evacuate ahead of hurricane warnings, misinformation about FEMA, misinformation about Puerto Rico, toilet paper hoarders, the real reason Jess can't go to Canada, SEC fan vandalism pays off, old age forgetfulness, farts and child locks, getting mugged while making deliveries, getting away with stuff in front of cameras, and Wally shockingly doesn't understand today's youth.

We imagine Wally as a Senator, the radio station dropping the ball on things happening in its local community, the last K-Mart and stores that file for bankruptcy, misleading political memes and posts, new scam calls, a letter from Donald J Trump, states where it's illegal to cheat on your spouse, and Chris teaches accents.

This week, we cover Wally's adventures in computer stuff, an Ivermectin delivery, Chris draws the line at feet, P Diddy, real men and skid marks, the punchline from Chris we never get to hear, Jess has an offensive shirt "oops", people who don't follow the rules, peeing the bed, and the difference between men and women. As you can see, while the technical quality is better than last week, nothing else is.

If you look up "disaster" in the dictionary, you'll see the three of us waving at you from this episode. First Wally has computer problems, then Jess does. We've cobbled together an episode in which we talk about computer problems A LOT, and there is drastic mid-sentence change in audio quality. Obviously, we talk about the debate.... and Springfield. Also Selena Gomez in the billionaire's club, a 5 minute butt-dial, Jess did NOT get a CMA nomination, Wally misses the good old days of software, attractive women then and now, and bullies then and now. If there was ever a time for us to ask you NOT to rate us on Apple Podcasts, this would be it.