Waxed Cactus

Meditating While on Fire, Body Image, and Taxing the Church

Islamophobia In Schools, White Slavery and Nostalgia.

Should my aquarium be run like a fascist dictatorship or ruled by the hand of socialism? A brief conversation on the trauma beset on me by Shoppers Drug Mart and a quick PC movie mash up.

I meet the most annoying man in the world while picking apart global conflicts and dog-napping.

Shrek gets the PC Movie Mashup treatment, while I bemoan Zoom funerals, the price of lumber and the hazards of spellcasters on electric scooters.

Lamenting our new lock down, hating the Doers, and angsty Kenny G.

Louise gives philosophical notes on mental health, and what you should do to people when they put their dirty hands on your walls. Send them to the tiny home! Is affordable housing racist? You bet, just as much as vaccination is inherently fat-phobic. There is so much body pozitivity in this show, it's delightful!

PC Movie Mashup returns with "Minority Minority Report. Listen to horrific tales of seasoning gone wrong, Tom Cruise being attacked with fruit and MURDER!

Louise contemplates the social impacts of a sneezing fetish, while the torment of being an attention whore and dealing with musicians struggles to justify yet another horrible decision.

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Louise contemplates death, gets a fine by the cops.

The cure for covid is here! Social awareness is on the bumpers of all the people you hate in traffic and my voice sounds great. Louise here, signing off.